Franky: Why do they all have to wear pants?!

I wonder why people don’t ship frobin just because Franky is a cyborg and his only human part is his back but omg guys how would he even have been able to make his cyborg body without a brain and a heart and lungs are you stupid? Most of his limbs are metal but he has a human brain, therefore he has feelings too!

Unless you are referring to sex, in which case I am completely dumbfounded at the stupidity level of some people in this fandom.

Franky: We actually had no idea of what our children would look like (actually Robin said a three-headed snake with human legs and arms would look cute, but I… no…)

Robin: So we asked a few of our crew members for their opinions.

Robin: We abandoned further research after that terrible implication…

Franky: Everything about Nico Robin is SUPER!

And then, due to Robin’s lack of clothes, Sanji spilled Franky’s blood along with his nosebleeds. It was a nice pool.

Franky: Don’t you ever ask that again, you uncool people.